Norman: As I explained in the previous post every class, and every nationality, has their own Sandwich. And more importantly as this is the case only confusion, or violence, can result in any meddling or accidents which bring different classes/nationalities into contact with each other's Sandwiches, let alone each other.
Compo seems to think that there is such a thing as 'individuals' out there, who might not fit neatly into these categories and be able to relate, or even do things together, across assumed Sandwich boundaries. He is of course wrong, or if there are some individuals out there then it is only about 4, and they are lonely and not worth thinking about. The point is that people should stick to their own Sandwich box, and not meddle with anyone else's, otherwise it will be like Pol Pot's dictatorship, or anarchy, either of which would give me a headache. Just get on with it, have a dance, a bit of sex, and a bit of your own Sandwich afterwards.
In order to make sure that everyone knows which is their Sandwich, and which is someone else's and thereby must not be eaten or talked about, I have constructed this Sandwich Matrix. It is to be read from left to right- For example if you are Soldier, who is African, your Sandwich is Chicken.
As this is your Sandwich you must eat that one, and not any other, and this way you will avoid any confusions or misunderstandings that would arise from treading on someone else's Sandwich turf. In this way if you stick to Chicken Sandwiches, and only talk to other people eating Chicken Sandwiches, then as long as they are in order you will only ever meet or talk to people like yourself, which will be best for you.
| Class\Occupation | Nationality | Sandwich |
| Soldier | Europe | Ham |
| Americas | Corned Beef | |
| Africa | Chicken | |
| Middle East | Beetroot | |
| India etc. | Fish | |
| China etc. | Dog | |
| Australasia | Cat | |
| Tinker | Europe | Crisps |
| Americas | Beef Jerky | |
| Africa | Rat | |
| Middle East | Mongoose | |
| India etc. | Parrot | |
| China etc. | Pak Choi | |
| Australasia | Prawn | |
| Tailor | Europe | Salami |
| Americas | Pastrami | |
| Africa | Goat | |
| Middle East | Ostrich | |
| India etc. | Curry | |
| China etc. | Spring Roll | |
| Australasia | Shark Fin | |
| Rich Man | Europe | Quail's Eggs |
| Americas | Caviare | |
| Africa | Monkey Brains | |
| Middle East | Camel Hump | |
| India etc. | Sacred Cow | |
| China etc. | Golden Pig | |
| Australasia | Dolphin | |
| Poor Man | Europe | Rope |
| Americas | Shoes | |
| Africa | Paper | |
| Middle East | Sand | |
| India etc. | Weeds | |
| China etc. | Bamboo | |
| Australasia | Spider | |
| Spy | Europe | Beef |
| Americas | Beef | |
| Africa | Beef | |
| Middle East | Beef | |
| India etc. | Beef | |
| China etc. | Beef | |
| Australasia | Beef |
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